IMPERIAL BULLETIN
No. 0003
No. 0003
Empire declares itself a major power
The declaration was unanimously approved by everyone present. Everyone present was the person who wrote the declaration.
WELCOME
“What we lack in recognition, we make up for in capital letters.”
What is the Empire of Adammia*?
The Empire of Adammia* is a tremendously important world power, committed to bringing the full weight of imperial bureaucracy to situations that could usually be resolved with a group chat.
Here, every room is a province, every disagreement is a diplomatic incident, and every man with a printer is one good afternoon away from becoming Minister of Something.
Explore our government, admire our territorial ambitions, or lodge a complaint. Whatever you choose, there will almost certainly be a title involved.
A Government of Considerable Length
The Empire operates a sophisticated system of checks and balances. His Imperial Majesty checks the decision. His Imperial Majesty then balances it against what he wanted to do anyway.
The Ministry of Extremely Important Affairs
Responsible for ensuring that ordinary affairs become extremely important. Current priorities include letterheads, precedence, and whether the word “Imperial” should appear twice on the same envelope.
The Ministry of Recognition
Our application for recognition is currently being reviewed by the Ministry of Recognition. Early indications are that the Ministry recognises itself.
The Imperial Treasury
The national budget has been balanced by moving the decimal point. A commemorative coin will be issued as soon as someone finds the laminator.
An Empire Upon Which the Sun Occasionally Sets
Our fictional territorial portfolio combines sweeping ambition with easy access to the kettle.
1Very important headquarters
3½Provinces, subject to tidying
0Seats at the United Nations
The capital, the garden and the disputed bit behind the shed are united under one administration. Territorial expansion is temporarily suspended until the neighbour returns our stepladder.
Latest Imperial Announcements
IMPERIAL BULLETIN
No. 0002
No. 0002
New ministry created to reduce bureaucracy
The Ministry of Administrative Simplification will begin work once its seventeen founding documents have been countersigned.
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No. 0001
No. 0001
National infrastructure programme completed
The extension lead now reaches the garden. His Imperial Majesty has described this as “a turning point in our history”.
Your Empire Needs You. Probably.
Fancy an impressive title with absolutely no practical consequences? Honorary citizenship of this imaginary parody empire is open to anyone who can tolerate a very long email signature.
Imperial Complaints Department
Your concerns are important to us. They will be assigned a number, which is nearly the same thing as being addressed.